Christmas Party
Capt. Lanker, thanks for hosting a pretty decent Christmas party. You do a fine job for a bachelor.
Ladies, I'm tellin' ya, Lanker is the most eligible bachelor among us. Come on! A house, a hoss Jeep, a sweet Air Force pilot job... AND he loves Jesus??? You gotta be kidding. Marry this guy.
The foregoing sentiments are entirely the opinions of the author and were not coerced in any way by Scott Lanker, his mother, or his cheek-pinching Aunt Sally who wants him to marry a nice Christian girl.
posted by Bob | 10:06 PM
2 Comments:
I second.
eligible bachelor....who's flat broke now, since I spent every last penny I had paying off my friend for letting me use his house and tell everybody it was mine....
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